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Opening Scene: There is heavy breathing. We see out of a thin eye opening. A girl walks around the corner and a man wearing a Boba fett mask attacks. We hear screams and the camera pans over to a clock which suddenly whirls backwards. We see a dark figure putting police tape around a vending [...]

So there I was standing in the middle of the desolate park armed only with my trusty video camera, surrounded by vicious ninjas. There were maybe twenty or thirty of them, all surrounding me in their stereotypical ninja formation. I should have known. Of course they would come at me from all directions, they obviously [...]