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So there I was standing in the middle of the desolate park armed only with my trusty video camera, surrounded by vicious ninjas. There were maybe twenty or thirty of them, all surrounding me in their stereotypical ninja formation. I should have known. Of course they would come at me from all directions, they obviously didn’t have the power to take me on one at a time — either that or they knew I would run the moment there was an opening in their lines. But none of that mattered. Their ninja leader stepped forward and raised one arm then lowered it, pushing down my camera away from his face. Knowing that these might be my last moments on earth I kept the camera rolling. If I didn’t make it, I wanted the world to know about the ninjas and their evil ways…

Obviously I’m still alive today. How did I make it out? Well it’s quite trivial actually. Fortunately for me, a pirate had been on the run through the park at the very same moment I was surrounded by death; by nature, the ninjas instantly left me to run after the pirate. Surprised at my own survival, I nearly collapsed from the turn of events but managed to make it safely back to reality.

I still have the video footage. Someday I may upload it and post it to share this epic tale… but then again, if I did that then I might be visited by some unseen guests in the night…